February 2012
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This Talking Is Only Bravado: There's an Aging... →
cordjefferson:
I’ve never felt more important than when I lived in New York. I was poor and my work was neither very good nor very well-read, and yet every day I’d wake up in my 10 by 10 room, its window looking out over my building’s rusted trashcans, and somehow think I’d achieved another great…
I liked this.
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Why You Should Pretend To Like Everything I Like
This evening as I was lying in my bed, crying about how much I want a boyfriend, I was plagued with the really truly awful notion that the world might not revolve around me. Obviously it was an unpleasant feeling. I’m currently doing everything I can to rearrange the path of earth’s rotation but for some reason the scientists aren’t returning my emails. I would call them but ugh I hate calling...
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e.e. cumming all over your titties: Some of the... →
emilyaxford:
-The curtain separating first class from coach would be a one-way curtain and first class could look at coach but coach couldn’t look at first class.
-You get to meet the pilot and fly the plane for a little bit if you want (no take-offs or landings)
-There would be a Superlatives Ceremony at…
Emily Axford is the funniest ever
My friend hits her teeth on a beer can and starts crying
Me: I have to video this
My other friend: why is that your first response?
Me: I have to blog this conversation
Everyone: we hate you.
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Jews for Sale: What I'm Doing For The Rest Of My... →
ifuckedscottdisick:
I want to get a job in Russia. I want to go live there and drink vodka and do lots of stupid shit like light abandoned cars on fire. I like doing stupid shit. Stupid shit gets a bad rap. How is it a bad idea to shoot your friends with fireworks while you ride dirt bikes? Is it just part of…
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Ryan wants his kids to have voice lessons
Me: (singing Taylor Swift)
Ryan: Did you have voice lessons as a kid?
Me: (singing Taylor Swift)
Ryan: I think I'm going to get my kid voice lessons.
January 2012
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I wrote a poem
Here’s a poem I wrote in the summer of 2009, I think I was drunk:
I’ve Been Drinking Gin
I think I feel alive I think that’s what this is I have the drive to strive and I’ve
Been drinking gin I think the summer’s ending It’s nice to not be spending As much time in my head The heat will do that to me And toss and turn in bed And sweaty arms and limbs And...
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kellysingsong:
Greetings to all that are reading...
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Facebook Quotes
I’m getting rid of the “favorite quotes” section of my Facebook profile. It’s a very sad day. I haven’t changed these quotes since around 2008 because, frankly, I forgot that section of my facebook existed. Today is the day I remove them to make room for more important things like the fact that I’m in a complicated relationship with myself and my religious...
Watchpaulbrigantidirector:
“Starbucks CEO Revenge”
Role: Director/Writer
Our intern, Caitlin, came up with the inspiration for this idea. We were trying to do a video about how horribly people treat Starbuck’s bathrooms, especially in cities. So we wrote this up and filmed Rob Cuthill pretending to poop in a suit.
We shot this half in a house, and half in an amazing loft space in Brooklyn. Not...
Watchpaulbriganti:
Wrote and directed this video for Jest about Beyonce’s baby in the nursery talking to other babies. I knew watching “Look Who’s Talking” would pay off one day.
This is amazing.
Watchcollegehumor:
Inside SoCal
A news show or whatever, I guess. From Good Neighbor
This is almost every single person in my hometown (Manhattan Beach). So funny.
Watchpaulbriganti:
New Jest Video: “McDonald’s Shame Masks”.
Check out this video that the very funny Rob Michael Hugel’s idea box!
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jeffrubinjeffrubin:
If nine more people had voted for Santorum, he would have won the Iowa caucuses. Here’s a look at those nine people.
DONE IN A DAY.
December 2011
16 posts
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My 2011 movie rankings
Lists! Everyone loves lists! Lists are great! Especially end of the year lists! Everyone wants to know my opinion on these things and I’m going to give it to them because I’m nice.
Ok. So. Here it is. Some of these might need explanation, like, I thought Tree of Life really moved me and I actually cried, but as a film I thought it was kind of weird and shitty and semen-covered....
wow my cousin is so beautiful i'm so jealous
:O
