June 2012
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Jews for Sale: An Ode To (My Future Eulogy For)... →
tryhardbitch:
My best friend moved to Los Angeles yesterday. I know I’m generally a sarcastic shit and with that in mind I set out to write a sappy, meaningful blog post about how much I’ll miss her. Sorry for partying.
I met Caitlin the first week of college on the 7th floor of Tisch. She was…
I love Kate Shapiro so fucking much.
May 2012
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http://www.fudsmenu.com/ →
kellyqehudson:
Check out the full menu, folks. :)
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jestcomedy:
All the good TV is on Sunday night, so we put it together into one show.
I directed this video, Saj wrote it.
Great job, guys! Hey, everyone! I made that poster in the Mad Men scene.
katiecostellomusic:
Watch this video of my best friend @caitraft being the funniest person in the world. http://youtu.be/MDe3HQ6AcXg
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it’s like your best friend’s a bassist in a really bad band And you’re a little drunk and you don’t wanna stand You try to get something out of it but you can’t understand what he’s saying and you love him and u spport him but u just wanna finish game of thrones
OH JEEZ.
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April 2012
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paulbriganti:
glennboozan:
We recently bought...
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kindymaling:
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
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WatchIt’s so unbelievably cool that Kate McKinnon is on SNL now. She’s funny and awesome and great. One time I acted in a sketch with her and I played Justin Bieber. Watch it because she’s famous now and I’m Justin Bieber.
video by Landline, directed by Paul Briganti
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating now and...
I have too many feelings about this and I need to put them in blog form.
First of all, It’s been a rough couple of weeks for me. I’m graduating college in a month and mild forms of panic and depression are creeping up on me at all hours of the night and day and mid-afternoon. I might be moving to LA, I might be staying in New York, it mostly just seems like I’m going to be...
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I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT FOR TITANIC 3D
Jack: Don't do it.
Rose: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
Jack: Come on, just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over.
Rose: No, stay where you are! I mean it! I'll let go!
Jack: [He approaches slowly, gesturing to his cigarette to show that he is approaching merely to throw it over the side into the ocean] No, you won't.
Rose: What do you mean, "No, I won't"? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do, you don't know me!
Jack: Well, you woulda done it already.
Rose: You're distracting me! Go away!
Jack: I can't. I'm involved now. You let go, and I'm, I'm 'onna have to jump in there after you.
Rose: Don't be absurd. You'd be killed!
Jack: I'm a good swimmer.
Rose: The fall alone would kill you.
Jack: It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. Tell you the truth, I'm a lot more concerned about that water being so cold.
[pause. She looks down at the water. Jack is slowly removing his boots]
Rose: How cold?
Jack: Freezing. Maybe a couple degrees over. You ever, uh, you ever been to Wisconsin?
Rose: What?
Jack: Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls. I remember when I was a kid, me and my father, we went ice fishing out on Lake Wissota. Ice fishing is, you know, where you...
Rose: I know what ice fishing is!
Jack: Sorry. You just seem like, you know, kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I, uh, I fell through some thin ice; and I'm telling you, water that cold, like right down there...
[He gestures with his chin down toward the Atlantic Ocean]
Jack: ... it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you.
[They exchange glances]
Jack: Like I said, I don't have a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the railing, an' get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy.
Jack: That's what everybody says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here. Come on. C'mon, give me your hand. You don't want to do this.
[She reaches her hand back, he reaches his forward, and he helps her back onto the deck]
Jack: Whew! I'm Jack Dawson.
Rose: Rose De Witt Bukater.
Jack: I'm gonna have to get you to write that one down.
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TITANIC 3D
It’s been 84 years I know it’s been a long time but try to remember It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint the china had never been used the sheets had never been slept in They say it was the ship of dreams and it was it really was I’m typing this from memory people
COME ON WHO’S GOING TO SEE THE TITANIC IN 3D WITH ME????????????????????????
I...
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Watchpaulbriganti:
“Get Your Parents To Do Your Taxes”
I directed this new Jest sketch!
I love this one. Good job, guys!!!!!!!!!
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Just a Friend: Down n' Dirty →
friendzoneforever:
The summer of 2009 was a golden season for me. I got my first apartment (which ended up being a hellhole), I finally went blonde and I was on the hunt for my first real job. My roommate had just gotten hired at the California Academy of Sciences and got me a job there too. Now, some of you may…
LOVE this blog
Watchthispopculture:
blurintofocus:
Jon Groff channels Sutton Foster and does Anything Goes (THE WHOLE THING. EVERY STEP.) at Miscast. I’m entranced.
Toes Toes Toes, Ass Ass Ass.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I want this video to constantly be playing in my brain for the rest of my life.
March 2012
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In Defense of Public Masturbation By Greg,...
In Defense of Public Masturbation By Greg, homeless man on the F train.
People just don’t have an open mind when it comes to public masturbation. I’m not sure why, it isn’t hurting anyone, in fact, as long as I contain my sperm babies, no one is affected by it in the slightest. Yes, I masturbate in public. It has nothing to do with the fact that my home address is The F Train. Public...
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